Nah! 200 hours? They’d be back in port every eight days, hardly worth going out at all but at least the pink gins wouldn’t get spilt. 😯
They probably use Roger’s ‘fancy-dan’ crankshaft steel — maybe it’s him wot makes ’em!
Which raises two more vital questions:-
(a) does Roger glow in the dark and
(b) is his larder full of tins of spinach?
Where is the News of the World when you need ‘em? The Scotting public have a right to know!!!! 8) 😆 😈