Dear All: My message last night was erased by Matron. We are only allowed one a week here at the Evergreen Home for Mad Bikers. Actually it’s not too bad as she lets us watch the motor cycles on the main road. The rectal Valium keeps us quiet while we dream of doing 114mph on our Brum Scotts. I have replaced the Battery, coil, condenser,distributor, plugs, alternator and it now does 0.00 mph. The advice from ST about two house bricks acting as a side stand forgot to say that it should only be done with the bike stationary. What finally pushed me over the edge was replacing the petrol. Must stop as the cocoa and Diazepam has arrived……Derek
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